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On the topic of what to order...

It's not just that you're crazy...

It's that you come up with excuses of such elaborate architecture to justify your reasoning. These schemes that, really, make no sense to anyone but you. Often, even contradicting yourself....


*sigh*

He loves me. He really, really loves me.


1 Comments | Send To Friend | 26 January 2005

On "Bringing Down the House"...

I wanna be a card counter!

Yay for well-thought-out birthday presents.

1 Comments | Send To Friend | 14 October 2004

On the topic of ringers...

He says: You know...you need to not do that, ever, ever, ever, ever..(turn the phone ringer off)

She says: But..sometimes I just really need to not be disturbed

He says: Honey, you're always disturbed.

And again I say...He's aaaall mine.

1 Comments | Send To Friend | 1 October 2004

The Googies Are Coming

The googies are coming, the old people say,
To buy little children and take them away.
Fifty cents for fat ones,
Twenty cents for lean ones,
Thirty cents for clean ones,
A nickel each for mean ones.

The googies are coming, and maybe tonight,
To buy little children and lock them up tight.
Eighty cents for husky ones,
Quarter each for weak ones,
Penny each for noisy ones,
A dollar each for the meek ones.

Forty cents for happy ones,
Eleven cents for sad ones,
And, kiddies, when they come to buy
It won't do any good to cry.
But--just between yourself and I--

They never buy the bad ones.

- Shel Silverstein

0 Comments | Send To Friend | 8 September 2004

Heh. I just realised...

Heh.

I just realised. The harvest moon is like kryptonite to my love-life.

4 Comments | Send To Friend | 23 September 2003

Centipedes are the..

Centipedes are the ickiest ick things that ever did ick.

2 Comments | Send To Friend | 12 September 2003

Him: so....what..

Him: so....what time?
Her: mmmmm...10:00-ish.
Him:Tenishoes?
Her:No, I don't have ten issues, I only have five.
Him:You're a girl! In order for you to only have 5 issues, you'd have to be in a coma!

*sigh*

He's aaaaall mine.

4 Comments | Send To Friend | 8 July 2003


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